Friday, March 11, 2011

Payback ...The Naked Truth

You know there is something funny that has been happening with James for the last few years and I think it's time to share it with our fellow bloggers. Normally, because of the lack of appropriateness and the embarrassment, I would not post it. However, since my sweet husband shared this wonderful post with the world (pregnancy hormones and tears oh my) I thought why not:)

It all started about 3 years ago. James and I were visiting my family in Washington. We were sleeping across the hall from my parents on an air mattress. In the middle of the night James wakes me up...

James(a little angry): "Megan Why'd you take my underwear?"

Megan(confused): "I don't know what you are talking about. Why would I have your underwear? "

(James turns on the light and is standing there in nothing but a T-shirt)

James: "Where's my underwear, Megan. This isn't funny!"

Megan: "James, I did not take your underwear! Why would I take your underwear? ...Lets look for it."

After a few minutes of searching...his underwear are at the end of the bed, underneath the mattress.

Over the last few years this same thing has happened multiple times. Same story, I wake up to "Megan, where's my underwear?!"

Last week James' alarm went off and he gets out of bed. I turn over to see a completely nude James.

Megan: "James, why are you naked?"

James: "I don't know."

Megan: "Did you get hot last night or something? Where are your clothes?" 

James: "I don't even know...This is weird."

 

Now when it happens it isn't surprising, but the whole thing is just weird. 

13 comments:

PECK said...

ohmygosh...i cannot stop laughing. that is hilarious!

James said...

What can I say, I just like being naked...

Chris said...

I was going to say that I'm glad I never saw you doing that on the mission. But, I've had several nights where I wake up without a shirt on and have no clue where it went.

James said...

@Chris - Mike did see my butt everyday, but that was his own fault...

Chris said...

I can't say it's any less than he deserves

rjd said...

James, if you had a butt your underwear wouldn't be sliding off of you! LOL

Stephanie said...

Wow thanks for sharing Meg! You two are hilarious! Miss you guys!

Rachel DeFreese said...

Will you please fight on your blog more often? You had me laughing SO hard I was crying and wetting my pants at the same time-- the aftershocks of pregnancy....

Sam Ames said...

Wow. That is hilarious!!! I like how he blamed you for taking his underwear!

Paige said...

Wow, a great pist, followed up by a funny comment by Rachel. Entertainment at its finest!

Brittany said...

omg this is hilarious!

Malerie said...

hahahaha. wives always get even... or ahead :)

Aaron and Devon said...

This was so funny, I laughed until I cryed! Thanks for sharing Megan!