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Monday, December 5, 2011
Broken Trust
I hate Utah winters. It's cold, dry, and miserable. Yesterday my lips were killing me because they were so dry. I looked all over the house for some chapstick, but to no avail. I started compaining to Megan, hoping she would come up with somekind of solution for me, because that's what wives do right? Well, as I was cleaning up lunch, she came up to me with what I thought was some type of moisturizer on her finger and she, "This will help you." She proceeded to rub my lips. I licked my lips and thought that it tasted a little funny... then my lips and tongue started to go numb. It was Orajel. What a punk!
She better watch her back, because I am plotting my revenge.
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3 comments:
Bahahah! Your wife is AWESOME!!! Hey if they hurt that bad maybe you don't wanna feel them anyway, its on you for LICKING it!!!;) Try Aquafor its a cure all for everything in my book! Megan, sleep with one eye open...
And to think Sean thinks that stuff doesn't work.... Good trick, Meg. I'll have to try that soon to prove my point.
This was GREAT!
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